Thursday, February 11, 2010

noggie

two days ago i was awake for 51 hours. then i realized i havent eaten for 22 hours. no, i am not suicidal. so, when noggie (my boss) told me he is resigning, i was so light-headed i laughed. "right," was my only response, shrugging my shoulders. and then i saw his resignation letter. signed by super mario. and suddenly, i felt sad.

we call him noggie/nognog. basically because he is dark and sunog. but we love him anyway. he is dumb for the most part, but he loves us back. that's impotant.

one time, i left my email open and he sent everyone an email using my outlook saying '"im hot and sexy." this happens all the time. also, there was an open love letter sent to someone with everyone copied from a poor colleague's outlook. so basically, when you get an email saying "i am a stripper," you know someone has been had. the worst was when someone used my IM and messaged a male friend of mine saying, "lets have sex. just as friends."

thats another demotivator. no one will pull me by the arm anymore to go with him to the smoking area. i will have no one to backbite the other bosses with. no one is gonna yell at me to go get a week off because i am getting thinner.

but ill think of it this way. i can leave my email open more now.

jeez.